Signs of early DOOM. True Story Phoned a new place open maybe a week that has new HP. This is so classic, I had to post it. Female Caller "Hi, I am going on a holiday in a few weeks and I have never tanned before, but I heard about this High Pressure thing, how does that work?" Attendant (About 18 years old sounding, female) " Not sure, hold on, let me grab my paper" About 40 seconds later Attendant " Can't find it, but I think you only have to tan once a week " Female Caller" Why is that? " Attendant" I think it tans you right away, so If you did more, it would burn you" Attendant" I think the bed has records in it or something" I will let you figure out what she is trying to say. Attendant " I just know the bed rocks!," Ok experts, What would be your take on this places' chances? What has obviously happened here that happens all the time? __________________ Original Tantoday Class of 2000! Tellin' it like it is. www.millenniumtan.com  I..I say, How do you like your sqaub? |