 Re: Ear Candling
This is clearly a rip-off of a concept I developed several years ago...nose candling. I came up with the concept to remove snot from the noses of the horrible little children in my neighborhood. There were a few minor glitches in perfecting the process (burns/temporary asphyxiation), but only one hospitalization. Most of the parents were quite supportive, and only a couple complained about not getting their consent...but even those parents were thrilled with the clean noses their kids came home with.
The concept works so well that I'm working on vaginal candling as an effective alternative to an expensive and dangerous first-term abortion. |