wow, is'nt all this the truth! levels...
silver,platinum,gold yada yada yada...
1....2...3...4...5...
base beds, super beds....ultra super beds...
i get the most laughs from "bronzing beds" and some idiots have "burning beds"...
and what do we have? good question....ahhh...2 different stand ups, and 6 different beds....and a mystic...whats the difference? ahhh, they all tan ya...some better, some faster, some last longer, some more comfortable, geez, i wonder how a client feels when they come in and see what all we have, K.I.S.S does'nt apply here.

oh, we have everything from chevettes/pinto's to cadillac/ferrari's!

some of us call our beds "cars"

well, whatever you call them...have a nice day!