Creative/Funny Banner Advertising - TanToday

MicroSpa · 14th November 2009, 08:35 PM

I'm in a location that has a significant amount of car traffic driving by. I want to take advantage of that with some funny creative advertising for a large banner space I have.

Many of you have some creative minds so I wanted to throw some of the services out to you and see what everyone can come up with when we start to take advantage of this. I want a bold headline that will get attention, be creative and get people talking.

Here are some of the ideas so far. What ideas do you have?

1. Got Fat?
Easy Fat Loss Here!

2. Euro Tanning
Because Tan Fat Looks Better Than White Fat

3. Yellow Teeth?
Affordable Teeth Whitening Here!

4. Stop Looking Old!
The Fountain of Youth For Your Skin is Here!(LED Phototherapy)

I'm looking for any others that you might have for the above and possibly for some of the other services listed below.

5. Spray Tanning (Mystic)
6. Massage
7. Hydration & Alpha Spa Capsule - (Skin Hydration & Dry Sauna)
8. Body Detox

cehlers · 18th November 2009, 08:57 AM

I am not sure how funny the banners are-they seem kind of offending. Try something with vitamin D.

MicroSpa · 18th November 2009, 10:09 AM

They might be if you don't have a sense of humor. I've used the Tan Fat slogan on t-shirts and got a really great response not too long ago. We still have people wearing them at our next door Gym today.

However, that's why I'm throwing it out to this group as I would really appreciate any creative AND funny(if possible) slogan ideas. Vitamin D on a 3-5 second drive by is not going to cause someone to look and walk in the door. That's something that you need to educate someone who is already in the door imo. In addition, we have many more services than just tanning as a number of people on here do.

Any catchy ideas, funny or not, would be greatly appreciated.

esun · 18th November 2009, 10:13 AM

search "T-shirt slogans"

They are in the gold mine

esun · 18th November 2009, 10:14 AM

WOOHOO!!!! 1000 Posts!!!!

northtanman · 18th November 2009, 10:20 AM

yeah...i'm not finding the humor here neither. but attention getting? yep! positive or negative?

MicroSpa · 18th November 2009, 10:42 AM

Thanks Esun, I think I've got more than enough tanning ideas from that one. Now just need to round out some of the other services.

North - they could be better that's for sure. Looking for ideas.

I think you have to be provocative to a degree to get some attention, that might offend some. Does "Got Fat? Easy Fat(or weight) Loss Here" get more attention and potential traffic or "Easy Weight Loss Here" accomplish the same? That's the question. Teeth whitening will need some work for sure. Affordable Teeth Whitening may have to work.

Ideas?

perfect_tan69 · 18th November 2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MicroSpa

Thanks Esun, I think I've got more than enough tanning ideas from that one. Now just need to round out some of the other services.

North - they could be better that's for sure. Looking for ideas.

I think you have to be provocative to a degree to get some attention, that might offend some. Does "Got Fat? Easy Fat(or weight) Loss Here" get more attention and potential traffic or "Easy Weight Loss Here" accomplish the same? That's the question. Teeth whitening will need some work for sure. Affordable Teeth Whitening may have to work.

Ideas?

CORN TEETH NO MORE we have an affordable solution here.

MicroSpa · 18th November 2009, 01:54 PM

Ha! That's pretty funny. Not sure if I'll use it, but definitely funny.

northtanman · 18th November 2009, 04:51 PM

TEETH: "yellow to white" in 3 applications

TANNING: "zero to tan" in 3 sessions

OR, Do both!! Have white teeth and a nice golden glow in 3 short sessions

solman · 18th November 2009, 05:48 PM

Seasonal but..." Only Frosty looks good snow-white and naked. Get tanned at MicroSpa."

beautyonthebeach · 19th November 2009, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solman

Seasonal but..." Only Frosty looks good snow-white and naked. Get tanned at MicroSpa."

I like this one

uvbre · 2nd December 2009, 09:59 PM

Our salon just received several copies of the new Dr. Mercola book "Dark Deception" and on page 99 there is a sub chapter regarding sex and the sun. He has a study to back up a claim that uv exposure on a naked male will help boost his sex drive by 30%
Sex sells and gets attention! Why not give that a try? Pick up the book it is a great read - page 99 being our salon favourite!

Shantilly · 2nd December 2009, 10:18 PM

hubby put up "white buns are for burgers"
thats getting attention!!

uvbre · 2nd December 2009, 10:25 PM

i love the white buns are for burgers!

wouldn't want to see your hubbys white buns but i love it! lol

CROVINE1 · 3rd December 2009, 01:02 PM

Can someone send a copy of that page to my wife!!!!

14th November 2009, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
MicroSpa Veteran Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 279	Creative/Funny Banner Advertising I'm in a location that has a significant amount of car traffic driving by. I want to take advantage of that with some funny creative advertising for a large banner space I have. Many of you have some creative minds so I wanted to throw some of the services out to you and see what everyone can come up with when we start to take advantage of this. I want a bold headline that will get attention, be creative and get people talking. Here are some of the ideas so far. What ideas do you have? 1. Got Fat? Easy Fat Loss Here! 2. Euro Tanning Because Tan Fat Looks Better Than White Fat 3. Yellow Teeth? Affordable Teeth Whitening Here! 4. Stop Looking Old! The Fountain of Youth For Your Skin is Here!(LED Phototherapy) I'm looking for any others that you might have for the above and possibly for some of the other services listed below. 5. Spray Tanning (Mystic) 6. Massage 7. Hydration & Alpha Spa Capsule - (Skin Hydration & Dry Sauna) 8. Body Detox

18th November 2009, 08:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
cehlers All Star Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 190	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising I am not sure how funny the banners are-they seem kind of offending. Try something with vitamin D.

18th November 2009, 10:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
MicroSpa Veteran Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 279	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising They might be if you don't have a sense of humor. I've used the Tan Fat slogan on t-shirts and got a really great response not too long ago. We still have people wearing them at our next door Gym today. However, that's why I'm throwing it out to this group as I would really appreciate any creative AND funny(if possible) slogan ideas. Vitamin D on a 3-5 second drive by is not going to cause someone to look and walk in the door. That's something that you need to educate someone who is already in the door imo. In addition, we have many more services than just tanning as a number of people on here do. Any catchy ideas, funny or not, would be greatly appreciated.

18th November 2009, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
esun Hall of Famer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,250	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising search "T-shirt slogans" They are in the gold mine

18th November 2009, 10:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
esun Hall of Famer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,250	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising WOOHOO!!!! 1000 Posts!!!!

18th November 2009, 10:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
northtanman The Good, The Bad, The Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,971	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising yeah...i'm not finding the humor here neither. but attention getting? yep! positive or negative?

18th November 2009, 10:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
MicroSpa Veteran Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 279	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising Thanks Esun, I think I've got more than enough tanning ideas from that one. Now just need to round out some of the other services. North - they could be better that's for sure. Looking for ideas. I think you have to be provocative to a degree to get some attention, that might offend some. Does "Got Fat? Easy Fat(or weight) Loss Here" get more attention and potential traffic or "Easy Weight Loss Here" accomplish the same? That's the question. Teeth whitening will need some work for sure. Affordable Teeth Whitening may have to work. Ideas?

18th November 2009, 01:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
MicroSpa Veteran Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 279	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising Ha! That's pretty funny. Not sure if I'll use it, but definitely funny.

18th November 2009, 04:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
northtanman The Good, The Bad, The Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,971	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising TEETH: "yellow to white" in 3 applications TANNING: "zero to tan" in 3 sessions OR, Do both!! Have white teeth and a nice golden glow in 3 short sessions

18th November 2009, 05:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
solman Hall of Famer Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,670	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising Seasonal but..." Only Frosty looks good snow-white and naked. Get tanned at MicroSpa."

2nd December 2009, 09:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
uvbre All Star Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 72	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising Our salon just received several copies of the new Dr. Mercola book "Dark Deception" and on page 99 there is a sub chapter regarding sex and the sun. He has a study to back up a claim that uv exposure on a naked male will help boost his sex drive by 30% Sex sells and gets attention! Why not give that a try? Pick up the book it is a great read - page 99 being our salon favourite! __________________ "In the new economy, information, education, and motivation are everything." - Bill Clinton

2nd December 2009, 10:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
Shantilly All Star Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 206	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising hubby put up "white buns are for burgers" thats getting attention!! __________________ My Vitamin D3 Level ?? 60 ng/ml of 25(OH)D Find yours at *Grassrootshealth today!*

2nd December 2009, 10:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
uvbre All Star Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 72	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising i love the white buns are for burgers! wouldn't want to see your hubbys white buns but i love it! lol __________________ "In the new economy, information, education, and motivation are everything." - Bill Clinton

3rd December 2009, 01:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
CROVINE1 Super Star Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 946	Re: Creative/Funny Banner Advertising Can someone send a copy of that page to my wife!!!! __________________

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