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| Arbiter Elegantiarum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virtual Reality
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| 210. a public service announcement Posted by Fred Otteson March 10, 2007 07:56AM Categories: general Stay the %*#@ out of tanning salons. ![]() Fredrick OttesonPost-summer (November), and you can see the remnants of our annual tans. I am on the top-left, my brothers and female cousins are also present. All of you Harrisburg women, drooling with anticipation of getting to the tanning salon, so as to appear as if you went to Florida in late March... well, frankly, you're nuts. See, here's the thing - you know better. With a few exceptions, the only ones in Miami that are still saturating their skin with sun are those with natural skin tones that can absorb, without risk, greater amounts of UV radiation. So yes, you'll see tan and lovely women and men in Miami, but their DNA is Latin, or African-Antillean, etc. If you're white-skinned, like me, you don't try to get a tan, you try to avoid one. Assuming you're literate. When I moved here from Miami, in late March of 2003, it was like having moved back in time to the California beach town I grew up in. A high percentage of the women were excessively tan. Judging by the snow outside, the brown was acquired in a tanning salon. It was shocking how "back in time" it seemed. It's a practice pretty much abandoned all over the country, or at least the big cities I've been in during my life, since the late 1980's. My two brothers and I grew up in a popular beach town in southern California. We are of Norwegian-German ancestry, and so not surprisingly, when we were very young, we had white hair. During the summers, our skin would darken until it looked Mexican, or equivalent. Women used to stop our mother, us in tow, and question our heritage. Then they would run their hands through our blonde hair, allegedly a good luck charm. It may well have been the origin of my need for attention. Anyway, the point of all this is that our hair was very, very white, and our skin each year - carmel brown. Having later traveled the world, I have occasionally seen this in South America, and it is a striking combination. Being that I was only a child, I just found it a pain in the ass, because stupid older women kept making fusses. I found a photo (I'm in the top-left) of us taken in late November, when most of the summer tan had faded. We got lots darker than that. And we weren't alone in skin color. None of the mothers worked, so all of the kids and their moms spent the day at the beach. Every day. From probably 10am until 3pm. Sometimes longer. Sometimes the fathers would come on their days off, or sometimes after work, they'd join us for an hour or so before sunset. And we all learned how to body surf, play volleyball, etc., but most of our time, especially that of the moms, was spent lying face down or face up on a towel in the sun. I believe that because of juxtaposition of the percentage of non-Latin skin types, the amount of leisure time available, and the recent interest in beach activities - ours may well have been one of the first groups of casualties. Certainly within a decade, medical science started loudly warning of the risks of over-exposure. When I became aware of girls, maybe age 10, it started with crushes on mostly older women. There was the set of twins, in their early 20's, aunts of one of my best friends. There was a young teacher or two. And of course, I was aware of my friends mothers, who were now in the neighborhood of 30-35. And I remember commenting to my own, darkened mother at maybe age 11, that so-and-so looked a LOT older than the 30 or 35 I knew her to be. This comparison was made with people who were similar ages but worked, say a teacher. Teachers were seen at the beach on weekends, but they could not do the full-monty, the 10-3, daily browning that we children of the sun and our mothers absorbed. What happens when you take a 25 year old woman and tan her excessively for 5 to 10 years is that her skin will develop thousands of little wrinkles. Once these have shown up, premature aging is completed. The skin itself has become less supple, drier, and rougher, and I suppose it is this drying/compression that creates the many wrinkles. "Leathery" was the word I used 40 years ago, to describe the skin of my Germanic friend's mother. And then, when we hit about 16 or so, the authorities realized the risk and we significantly cut-back our beach time, and in my case, at age 17.5, I moved to a cold climate, and I spent the rest of my life avoiding the sun, correctly assuming that I'd been on the extreme end of exposure levels for years, and that alone was probably enough for concern. So yesterday, they froze off a small, 1/2" by 2/3" patch from the top of my left arm. It's no big deal, and liquid nitrogen freezing of surface skin patches is absolutely painless and nothing for anyone to ever angst over. And it's not skin cancer, but there was a reasonable chance it would be in a few years. This was the second time this area's been excised. And this is not a big deal, but what is a big deal is that having received that much sun, having tanned so very deeply, year after year, having experienced several serious sun burns each spring, to get the tan started - I do worry about every blemish I receive. I suppose that it's partly a function of having spent so much time in area where there are many dark-skinned beauties, but I find the pale, supple, and rosy skin of central PA's Germanic population to be incredibly attractive. And I'm not just saying that to keep the local girls out of the tanning salons. My son, who also had white hair as a youth, but because his father was wiser, also pale skin, was literally followed by packs of admiring young girls when we'd visit South America. If you're a Latina trying to look pale-skinned, you're going to look ridiculous. The reverse is true too, and with the knowledge we have today - oh so stupid. Source
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