some tanners are sick nasty pervert freaks

[Din]

with the parts a female has, it's a wonder why you'd leave the house or get anything done.

That's all....

Thanks for listening.

[Tanning Queen]

Din,

I work from home, ALOT.

[supplyguy]

I love all this about why do guys do it. Fact is, girls are WAY NASTIER than any guys and I would bet money they roll the bean in there as much if not more often then guys. They don't leave evidence behind that is visible. I bet if you smelled more paper towels out of the trash, there would be DISTINCT smells on some after girls leave the room also.

[Brian Oshman]

Originally Posted by Urban Bronze

In the end we relented and said she could come back under strict supervision.

Short of sitting in the room with her, embarrass the $h!t out of her, no pun intended. Before and immediately after her session take her to the room and fill out this checklist with her then have her sign it and initial every line.

Feel free to print this form out for your own use.




Client Name: Dirt Bag_______________



Before Tanning Session:______After Tanning Session:



□ No $h!t on walls_________□ No $h!t on walls

□ No $h!t in garbage can____□ No $h!t in garbage can

□ No $h!t on bed__________□ No $h!t on bed

□ No $h!t on floor_________□ No $h!t on floor



Client Signature: Dirt Bag_____________

[sedmiller]

Here is what we do. I have had a few uncomfortable conversations with gals about peeing. Once we know we have an offender, male or female, we put a comment in their account and add a pre-tanning cleaning fee. This has definitely led to some uncomfortable conversations for me and staff members, but I freakin don't tolerate it. Hey if they want to pay $50 cleaning fee plus their tanning session, Im okay with emptying a pee'd in trash can. If for some reason there was fecal matter, they would be banned FOREVER.

[Secretstanning]

Originally Posted by Brian Oshman

Short of sitting in the room with her, embarrass the $h!t out of her, no pun intended. Before and immediately after her session take her to the room and fill out this checklist with her then have her sign it and initial every line.

Feel free to print this form out for your own use.




Client Name: Dirt Bag_______________



Before Tanning Session:______After Tanning Session:



□ No $h!t on walls_________□ No $h!t on walls

□ No $h!t in garbage can____□ No $h!t in garbage can

□ No $h!t on bed__________□ No $h!t on bed

□ No $h!t on floor_________□ No $h!t on floor



Client Signature: Dirt Bag_____________

LMAO... that should do the trick. Then add "Ill go ahead and give you 5 extra mins on the delay so you can go to the bathroom BEFORE you tan." loud enough that everyone in the salon can here.

[JustTans23]

How would they ask people to sign a petition to let her come back. "hey this stupid salon owner is being mean because I rubbed poop all over the salon and she doens't want me to come back" WTF?

And you're right. I'm sure there are plenty of girls that do it too. And I still think thats strange. A tanning salon isn't the place to do that. Go to a porn store or a strip club if you want to do that in a public place. I'm sure they are used to it there. I don't think I've ever had this problem. I also don't have posters of really tan guys or girls up on the walls. Do the salons that have this problem of people pleasuring themselves have these posters up? That could have something to do with it.

[supplyguy]

What about the 18 year old smokin hot hard body girls working the counter that half the guys drool over. MAYBE they are the cause of all the masterbation stations.

[supplyguy]

Or Even The Milfs!

[Glowtanning530]

Gross!!! I don't even want to think about all that.
Bleck.....

[Din]

I'm sure plenty a girls have pleasured themselves at the glance of my ugly mug at the front counter.....i'm sure even some of my guy customers too.....ewwwwww....but hey, they pay good money, so they can spooge wherever they want.

I let it dry, then i scrape it off. I put it in a cup and mix it with a bit of water to moisten it up again. when they come in next, it give it to them and tell them to try this amazing new product i "came" across.

When they come out and say i love it...what was it....i tell them!

When they come out and say, that was nasty what was it....i tell them!

Either way, i laugh about it...and that's all that matters. That we enjoy the job we do and try different things to keep the enjoyment in the job we do.

I love my job...

[Glowtanning530]

ugh i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

[Tanning Queen]

I just touched myself.

[JustTans23]

oh goodness...u can tell its friday

[mgj]

Being a really white guy who tans in his boxers, the entire master and servant thing has me cringing in pain. That area has seen the sun about twice in my life, I think I would be in tears if I even thought about it. But after 5 years of fertilty BS (two great kids and 50k later), I am now part bull and can give a sample on demand.

[JustTans23]

HAHA interesting...

[Wicked1]

I don't understand people either, me when I go in for a tan I go in for a nana nap that's it! nothing else...


Oh and I always use gloves when cleaning and doing the washing just in case..
Maybe a sign for the pee and poop people
Don't use my room as a bathroom or I'll visit your bedroom remember I have your address!
or
Due to nasty feral people using the tanning room as a bathroom no towels,paper towels, bin etc will be provided from now on!

[JustTans23]

Then they might just hide it better! Like when you get a new puppy and you can smell the poop but they pooped under the couch and you can't tell where it's coming from!

I feel like a sign might help with the pee people, because I feel like they aren't specificaly trying to be gross. But if you're going to poop in a room, you're going to poop whether there is a sign saying not to or not.

[Uvangel]

A sign solved my pee problem. Now customers will ask for extra time to use the washroom
But if I ever found some guys you know what, he would be banned so fast!! Any man who would do that in a salon is very sick and I don't want them near my staff!!!!!

[Din]

i pee in my own trash cans sometimes.