How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

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1.) A diet that is very high in refined carbohydrates has also been clinically shown to increase your odds of being diagnosed with cancer, so be sure to get plenty of these foods in your pro-cancer diet.

2.) The next thing you can do to give yourself cancer is one of the more obvious things: take up a smoking habit.

3.) If you'd like to move things along a little more quickly, you can also stay out of all sunlight and use plenty of sun block and sunscreen any time you go outside.

It turns out that natural sunlight is powerful prevention for cancer.

If you find it difficult to avoid the sun, just get a night shift job where you work all night and sleep all day.

4.) If you refrain from all body movement, you will hamper your body's ability to fight off cancer, thereby further increasing your odds of being diagnosed with this chronic disease.

Part of the reason is that body movement moves lymph fluid around, and this is an important function of your immune system that fights cancerous cells.

5.) Now, if you've been following along and you don't have cancer yet from doing everything mentioned here, and you want to increase your odds even further, the very best thing you can do is actually get chemotherapy or radiation therapy.


They are giving themselves cancer step by step by using precisely the detailed plan that I have outlined here.